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[–] 5 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Window cleaning tips specific to the fea? I seem to have a drunk flying fairy problem.

https://imgur.com/a/umXcFnV

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Witchhazel & dishwashing liquid - 1 to 3 ratio. Just spray on lightly and wipe off. You can get fancy and use rowan wood and red thread, but finding rowan in this country is a chore. Alternatively, put your clothes on inside out to render yourself invisible to the fae. Also invisible to a lot of other people who are going to be too polite to mention your sartorial choices.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Three times my height of course, and with a stone with a natural hole.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Of course! I've found the stone with a hole is more effective if carried in the hand, or at least tied to a piece of string for using as bolas. Works on more than just fae too.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I like bolas! Much more effective on muggers than a bowl of milk. Though you might get a +5 confusion if you tried

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I've never tried a bowl of milk on muggers. I thought they ate fish. But maybe I am wrong.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hey cool! Looks like an album cover!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If no one believes in fairies, they cease to exist.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Then what just bit your ankle?

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    An infestation of fairies is probably less hassle than bed bugs, not that I’d wish either upon a purveyor of fine breakfasts

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Mix equal parts vinegar and water, add an iron ingot and steep under the full moon.

    Using this may trigger combat so keep a thorn in your pocket

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