You weren't mistaken. I was sorry for the one thing out of your control, the rest were your excuses.
"I don't like the taste of healthy foods". So just eat less of the unhealthy foods, you don't need to replace cookies with lettuce to lose weight, just eat one cookie instead of ten. You can control how many calories you eat regardless of how calorie dense the food is. Honestly, grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for yourself.
Your depression eating sucks, but you've identified the issue. The only person who can stop you from over eating is you.