You inferred the wrong things. I'm not Danish, I'm a physical chemist.

1. That's a very Scandinavian saying, but I ascribe to the Oscar Wilde school of thought. Moderation is fatal; nothing succeeds like excess. Of course, I know that in most things, there are a host of variables to be considered and nothing is ever truly black and white, but when it comes to humor in written form, I say go big or go home.

2. Where I live, it's not bedtime; it's time for dinner and another beer ;)