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They didnt stand a chance (startrek.website)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

My library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom's, she just does walk-ins. No card required.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have to threaten all of your mom's with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I'm trying to sleep.

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