I don't hate you, and I'm not throwing hate your way. I'm just a little exasperated, that's all.
Look... A smartphone is defined as a device that combines mobile telephone functions and computing functions into one unit. By that definition, the BlackBerry definitely qualified. If you're using a different definition - for example, one that requires a full-body touchscreen and no physical keyboard - that's fine, it's just important that we agree on what we're talking about. I'm using the traditional definition and you're not, I guess.
That's OK, just as long as we both know.
So let's move on.