School has started and my teen refuses to use an alarm, leaving me to do the wakeup myself. As thr door is locked, I cannot gently awaken them. So, I decided music was great and chose the following 3 songs (played in this order and the reaction):

  • Viva La Vida - Coldplay
  • [quiet groans from inside, no movement]
  • Baby Shark
  • [whimpers and the sound of pillows shuffling]
  • Welcome to the Jungle - Guns & Roses
  • [door flew open, I was forced to flee]

So three songs seems to be the sweet spot. I'd like to keep it fresh and change daily so they can't adapt. Please give me your 3-song playlist so I can continue to psychologically torture wake my child for school every day.

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Cum on Feel the Noize - Slade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ezU7x3jfE

What what in the butt - Samwell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

my bet is they be up by the time #3 is on.

I've been everywhere man - The Beggars (Aussie edition)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oqyMVbss0

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