"It's a slippery slope to stop pissing in the parking lot. Once they get you pissing in the toilet, then they will expect you to just hold it in."

It's not a slippery slope; you're just pretending it is because you're a lazy, selfish, obnoxious chud, and pretending it's because you care about the people who clean up your mess is insulting to them and the people reading this. I hope you also throw your trash on the floor because that helps them hire more janitors, you little slob.