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[–] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn't actually say anything yet.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    "What'll ya have?"

    "Good thanks, you?" (fuckfuckfuck)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I promise you, the minimum wage workers don't care

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    “Enjoy your meal!”

    “Thanks, you too.”

    “…”

    “…”

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