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[–] 44 points 4 days ago (1 child)

Not to mention mega thirst trap material. "Love when my man makes me breakfast after fertilizing my eggs."

Casually mentions she's single and 18 in comments looking to travel. You know damn well people were getting cat fished.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Seems like the better options are the cat or fish.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago

    A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting "SUPER PUSSY!!!" When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, "I think I'll have the soup."

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