▲ 373 ▼ Today is my 25th birthday (media.piefed.world) submitted 2 weeks ago* by CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children) I would give my left nut to be 25 permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Janx@piefed.social 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) I would also trade this guy's nut to be 25 again! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25! permalink fedilink source parent [–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago I also choose this guys dead wife permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children) .........ok, but now I'm curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Maiq@piefed.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago Dr. Whosticles. permalink fedilink source parent [–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago So that's why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly! permalink fedilink source parent [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago Oh wait, this isn't Craigslist, my bad permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I think the problem is that the timelords don't take left testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) What about the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) The right one is bigger so it's more valuable permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago Maybe there is no right testicle and it's just two left testicles? permalink fedilink source parent [–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago cronos, probably. I wouldn't bargain with him, he's known to eat more than just a nut. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago I would trade my middle nut to be 25 permalink fedilink source parent [–] mountainRadish@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (1 child) Why not the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago Yeah, it's only right! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Janx@piefed.social 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) I would also trade this guy's nut to be 25 again! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25! permalink fedilink source parent [–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago I also choose this guys dead wife permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago I also choose this guys dead wife permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children) .........ok, but now I'm curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Maiq@piefed.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago Dr. Whosticles. permalink fedilink source parent [–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago So that's why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly! permalink fedilink source parent [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago Oh wait, this isn't Craigslist, my bad permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I think the problem is that the timelords don't take left testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) What about the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) The right one is bigger so it's more valuable permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago Maybe there is no right testicle and it's just two left testicles? permalink fedilink source parent [–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago cronos, probably. I wouldn't bargain with him, he's known to eat more than just a nut. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago So that's why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago So that's why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago Oh wait, this isn't Craigslist, my bad permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) I think the problem is that the timelords don't take left testicles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) What about the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) The right one is bigger so it's more valuable permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago Maybe there is no right testicle and it's just two left testicles? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) What about the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) The right one is bigger so it's more valuable permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent [–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago Maybe there is no right testicle and it's just two left testicles? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 1 point 2 weeks ago (1 child) The right one is bigger so it's more valuable permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 point 1 week ago and now I just read up all about deez nuts permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 point 2 weeks ago Maybe there is no right testicle and it's just two left testicles? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago cronos, probably. I wouldn't bargain with him, he's known to eat more than just a nut. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago I would trade my middle nut to be 25 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mountainRadish@lemmy.world 1 point 1 week ago (1 child) Why not the right one? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago Yeah, it's only right! permalink fedilink source parent