Oh, that's hardly true. I also want to hear about Alex Jones when he's (a) living penniless on the streets, (b) suffering a painful and humiliating disease, or (c) dead.

Alex Jones will never pay for that and he will always desperately try to stay popular enough to sell his snake oil.

I wouldn't mind hearing about him falling down a flight of stairs, being bitten by a rabid bat, or getting lockjaw.