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[–] 7 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

Always wear a large sign on your back (they taser always from behind), saying:

"Do not taser!
Heart condition!"

That will make them taser you twice as good, so it is over quickly.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    Bonus if sign is metal and touching your skin /s

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    The sign being metal would probably provide a low-impedance path for the electricity to flow around your body instead of through it. It would function similarly to a faraday cage.

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