Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, 'we' know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

Well it's either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

To prove our...wait, no, my point then weI'm going to write a random sentence and then I'm going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I'm a teapot short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my ______