▲ 264 ▼ I hurt myself today (sh.itjust.works) submitted 1 week ago by erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world 71 comments fedilink hide all child comments I did a stupid and want to say thanks to the NHS who patched me up. Ask me about the stupid, it's pretty stupid.
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago (1 child) I will let you down permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sicarius@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 child) I will make you... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children) squirt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 child) SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago What a ride! That's what she said. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 child) I will make you... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children) squirt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 child) SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago What a ride! That's what she said. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children) squirt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 child) SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself permalink fedilink source parent [–] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago What a ride! That's what she said. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 child) SpoilerI normally hate crass jokes like this, but this was genuinely unexpected and perfectly placed. Johnny Cash had already sung "I will make you squirt" in my head before I even know what was happening. Bravo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oozynozh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* i hesitated to ruin the thread for one of my favorite songs right at the end but i just couldn't stop myself permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago What a ride! That's what she said. permalink fedilink source parent
