Per the image... You have admitted that you don't ACTUALLY cook. But couples can reheat subscription box meals together.

"You did so good microwaving that pouch, babe!"

"And you were right there with the scissors to cut the bag open, babe! and only half spilled on the counter!"

"these really are the best rainbow trout sloppy joes I've ever had, chef."

"That's because we chefed them together, babe... Like professional chefs... y'know?"