And perhaps you could have read the text underneath that told you it was a satire site?

I mean come the fuck on! Basic due diligence here! I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS A SATIRE SITE! And yet somehow, in what passes for your mind, you blame the satire site for you not reading the thing that told you it was a satire site.

Not to mention the headline is so obviously satire you have to have the reading ability of a tin of sardines to miss it.