Correct me if I'm wrong but the key to any good long text/speech is having as many interesting visual descriptions as possible. Emphasis on interesting.

on the flip side, theres the story of the man who, during the height of covid, had his child develop a bad rash in their diaper area

Doctors requested photos for diagnosis.

Google detected the photo, and called the police on him, calling him a child predator and CSAM producer.

Police said it was a innocent, medically necessary photo.

Doctor said it was an innocent, medically necessary photo.

Google said, no, fuck you, we don't care what the authorities say, you are a child fucking pervert, and we can prove it, and then pointing to a video from 6 months earlier of the mother laying on bed, i think after a bath/shower, unclothed..with the baby on her chest.A completely harmless, beautiful mother/child moment... but google perved out on it so hard they said he and his wife were the pedophiles.

and proceeded to delete his phone number, emails, photos, and everything else he had tied to google.

Legality depends on intent.