▲ 944 ▼ The “Diagnose” button is a fucking lie (lemmy.world) submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 46 comments fedilink hide all child comments Edit: I can’t believe I have to add this, but this is a joke and is not real. 🤦♂️ Source (Nitter)
[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 122 points 2 weeks ago (3 children) It's a joke. Their real method nowadays is just asking AI to generate bug free code and then using it without any validation permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The joke seems more efficient tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago That has never stopped MAIcrosoft before permalink fedilink source parent [–] adarza@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago it's missing the gig of ram usage and thrashing the storage device for the entire duration. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) You fool! You have to ask the LLM for bug free secure code, or it will be riddled with security vulnerabilities! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago Did you tell it to not make any mistakes, and double check its work, and write valid, comprehensive integration tests and stand up a development environment, and make a team of QA agents to verify that the development environment is running correctly? Not doing that is a recipe for disaster. Oh, and tell it to make backups. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hawanja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Wait, really? You can't be serious. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago They said bug free. What could go wrong.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) The joke seems more efficient tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago That has never stopped MAIcrosoft before permalink fedilink source parent [–] adarza@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago it's missing the gig of ram usage and thrashing the storage device for the entire duration. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago That has never stopped MAIcrosoft before permalink fedilink source parent
[–] adarza@piefed.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago it's missing the gig of ram usage and thrashing the storage device for the entire duration. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) You fool! You have to ask the LLM for bug free secure code, or it will be riddled with security vulnerabilities! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago Did you tell it to not make any mistakes, and double check its work, and write valid, comprehensive integration tests and stand up a development environment, and make a team of QA agents to verify that the development environment is running correctly? Not doing that is a recipe for disaster. Oh, and tell it to make backups. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago Did you tell it to not make any mistakes, and double check its work, and write valid, comprehensive integration tests and stand up a development environment, and make a team of QA agents to verify that the development environment is running correctly? Not doing that is a recipe for disaster. Oh, and tell it to make backups. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hawanja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Wait, really? You can't be serious. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago They said bug free. What could go wrong.... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago They said bug free. What could go wrong.... permalink fedilink source parent