▲ 483 ▼ Important question (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone) submitted 3 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 311 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago* (6 children) All creatures have an anus, and an anus is technically a door. Think how many insects there must be. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] jve@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) an anus is technically a door Interesting take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 3 weeks ago it's really give and take permalink fedilink source parent [–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* "Previous research conducted by various teams confidently concluded that the abudance of wheels present on Earth greatly outnumber the frequency of doors. However, our lab, through novel research conducted by NigelFrobisher, presents the Insect Anus Theorem. In this paper we will explore why insect anuses... " permalink fedilink source parent [–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Can’t beat that technicality, we’re surrounded by assholes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago Maybe not anuses, but I can see valves being considered doors. And animals have tons of valves permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago I come here for these answers permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago If a sphincter is a type of door, the body has many of those. Not to mention other biological doors. Doors absolutely win this imho permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jve@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) an anus is technically a door Interesting take. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 3 weeks ago it's really give and take permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 3 weeks ago it's really give and take permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* "Previous research conducted by various teams confidently concluded that the abudance of wheels present on Earth greatly outnumber the frequency of doors. However, our lab, through novel research conducted by NigelFrobisher, presents the Insect Anus Theorem. In this paper we will explore why insect anuses... " permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago Can’t beat that technicality, we’re surrounded by assholes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago Maybe not anuses, but I can see valves being considered doors. And animals have tons of valves permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago I come here for these answers permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago If a sphincter is a type of door, the body has many of those. Not to mention other biological doors. Doors absolutely win this imho permalink fedilink source parent
