▲ 905 ▼ Can confirm (reddthat.com) submitted 1 month ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children) My goal is to someday be a mysterious old lady, taking walks alone with a bag of various, nonsensical items over my shoulder. I want to come across lone hikers, reach into my bag, pull out something random and say, "Take this. It will help you on your journey." Then walk away into the fog without another word. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago I'm looking forward to the day when I'm old enough I can get away with using the phrase "my child" to someone much younger than me, someone who is not in fact my child. permalink fedilink source parent [–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago If you want to become a trickster god that fits into current American psyche then the random item should always be a weapon of some kind, ranging from a foam sword to a fully kitted ar-15. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago I'm looking forward to the day when I'm old enough I can get away with using the phrase "my child" to someone much younger than me, someone who is not in fact my child. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago If you want to become a trickster god that fits into current American psyche then the random item should always be a weapon of some kind, ranging from a foam sword to a fully kitted ar-15. permalink fedilink source parent
