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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

0 tip for everyone. I order to go.

You haven't provided a service. Eating alone in restaurants freaks me out :v

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

I'm sure you'd tip 0 if you ate in too.

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