▲ 365 ▼ Kinda got yourself to blame (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com [M] to c/Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 month ago (2 children) The solution is to not literally poison someone. Put enough to ruin their day, and they'll stop. If they sue, you can reasonably say that you were going to eat it, since it isn't a dangerous dosage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (3 children) That's still poisoning. It doesn't have to be a dangerous dose to constitute poison, it just has to be harmful in any way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago Not if you intended to take it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago "The dose makes the poison". It quite literally does matter the dosage, otherwise any normal meal can be considered poison. permalink fedilink source parent [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Your honor I was constipated, and this was my solution permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) The solution is to not literally poison someone But where's the fun in that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* The fun is all over the bathroom after they steal your lunch again >:3 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MartianSands@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (3 children) That's still poisoning. It doesn't have to be a dangerous dose to constitute poison, it just has to be harmful in any way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago Not if you intended to take it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago "The dose makes the poison". It quite literally does matter the dosage, otherwise any normal meal can be considered poison. permalink fedilink source parent [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Your honor I was constipated, and this was my solution permalink fedilink source parent
[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago Not if you intended to take it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WR5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago "The dose makes the poison". It quite literally does matter the dosage, otherwise any normal meal can be considered poison. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Your honor I was constipated, and this was my solution permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) The solution is to not literally poison someone But where's the fun in that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* The fun is all over the bathroom after they steal your lunch again >:3 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago* The fun is all over the bathroom after they steal your lunch again >:3 permalink fedilink source parent