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Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by to c/memes@sopuli.xyz
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[–] 118 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.

    A Bec would be trickier, though.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    pfft. I wish. I'm immune to spicy shits.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Tungsten reinforced sphincter?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I've just never had a spicy shit, but I eat hotter stuff than literally anyone I have ever met in person before. I'll leave my hot sauces in the community fridge up at work and no one will use them because they know it will melt their faces off, but it's what I splash on my pizza or sandwich or chicken or whatever.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago*

    Do you suffer from chronic M-Brane inflammation?

    Try Quaternio today!

    Untangles those bothersome hyperdimensional knots.

    Quaternio!

    It'll make your stomach turn, but in a good way.

    Disclaimer:

    QuaternioIsNotVerifiedToBeEffectiveAgainstTimeCrystalsOrSuperCriticalSuperFluids.IfYouSufferFromOrExperienceOrHaveBeenPreviouslyDiagnosedWithIntestinalTimeCrystalsOrSuperCriticalSuperFluidShartsDoNotUseQuaternio.

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