No poisonous spiders. None that can kill you.

Black widows and brown recluses, absolutely creep and crawl around the entire East Coast of North America. Even up north well into Canada.

In this day and age, you will most likely survive a bite from either one of them, but you might lose a leg or an arm or a major organ, depending on where they bite you. Especially if it’s a brown recluse.

If you want to vomit, do a Google search for “black widow scars“ or “brown recluse scars“

Do squirrels try to eat your hats? Because i had an incident yesterday that is turning into a song and this thread is describing it eerily well.

I said scary not fuck you up.

often. we have black widows, not brown recluses. i'm out by the San Francisco Bay Area in California (so like, that's a wide area. some folks out here might have brown recluses).