▲ 573 ▼ Stages of a cat yawn (lemmy.ml) submitted 3 years ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/cat@lemmy.world 12 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] soot_guy@lemmy.world 35 points 3 years ago (5 children) What happened in stage 4 permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] Zed@lemmy.world 47 points 3 years ago Nobody talks about stage 4. permalink fedilink source parent [–] inspired@kbin.social 20 points 3 years ago (1 child) Time itself stopped in stage 4. All existence was unmade and remade. The cat who entered the yawn is not the same cat who emerged. This was done for the protection of reality from stage 3. Ask no further questions about stage 4 just be grateful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bebo@reddthat.com 3 points 3 years ago The Big Bang permalink fedilink source parent [–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 years ago What happened in stage 4 T̷̩̓ĥ̵̠̟̇ē̴̢ ̷̥̰͆̕ç̸͇̏ȁ̴͙ẗ̷͉͎́͝ ̸̦̬̐̾g̴̳̗̍́ǫ̷̪̀e̷̦̩̒ś̶̹ ̸̛̦̾b̸̡͎̌́e̷̳̋̒y̸̲̖̎ŏ̶̞̱̈́n̵̲͖̈́d̷͖͉̆ ̶̪͖̇c̴̦̓ỏ̷̪̭s̶̡͊ͅm̶̪̄̀i̶͖̣̒͗c̵̨̔́ ̸̱̀ḩ̴̬́ó̴̼r̸̝̍́r̵̹̭̊o̸̮̚ȓ̷̥.̶̦̠͂ ̴̢̓͗H̴̨̲̽ė̶͚̟͠ ̵̠̈́p̴̗͒͝ủ̵̪̉r̶̪̅̾r̵͔̓ş̷͔͂!̸̼͓̓̔ Z̷̰̅̀̎ă̶̛̭͐̉̌̉̽̓̃̔͋͗͛l̸̼͆̒̓̂̀̈́ģ̵̧̢̢̧͕̬̦͔̪̤̼̦̪͓̳̦̽̏̐͒o̴͍̲̺͈̭̲͉̊̒́̎͗͋̈́͛̅̐̓͌̍̉̔̚͝ͅ ̷̢͔͓̮͚͍̘̼͚̻̝̰̦̈́̏͒͛͗̏̇͋͆̌̚̚͝ͅṕ̴̡̧̢̗̠͙̜͖͙̜͉̍̊̍́̌̽͛͝u̴̡̢̦̟̝̗̗̲̫͇͚̖͓͔̅̾̑̈ͅȓ̷͙͈̥̤̘̲̹̮̩͉̲̈́͆̄͛̓̃͆̏̚ͅȑ̷̡̭̼̬̥͖̳͖̻̟̉̽͌̄̀͛͠͠͝ṡ̸̛̲̖͓̘͈̒̓͑̓͒̊̚͘ͅ!̸̢̥̣͖̯̝̮̼͚̟̩͑̇̒͌̓̑̉̋͜ permalink fedilink source parent [–] danielbln@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago Stage 4 is a howling feed-me-now-puny-hooman howl that escapes the blade hatch. Right before the mlem. permalink fedilink source parent [+] maxcharacterlimit@reddthat.com 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zed@lemmy.world 47 points 3 years ago Nobody talks about stage 4. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] inspired@kbin.social 20 points 3 years ago (1 child) Time itself stopped in stage 4. All existence was unmade and remade. The cat who entered the yawn is not the same cat who emerged. This was done for the protection of reality from stage 3. Ask no further questions about stage 4 just be grateful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Bebo@reddthat.com 3 points 3 years ago The Big Bang permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 years ago What happened in stage 4 T̷̩̓ĥ̵̠̟̇ē̴̢ ̷̥̰͆̕ç̸͇̏ȁ̴͙ẗ̷͉͎́͝ ̸̦̬̐̾g̴̳̗̍́ǫ̷̪̀e̷̦̩̒ś̶̹ ̸̛̦̾b̸̡͎̌́e̷̳̋̒y̸̲̖̎ŏ̶̞̱̈́n̵̲͖̈́d̷͖͉̆ ̶̪͖̇c̴̦̓ỏ̷̪̭s̶̡͊ͅm̶̪̄̀i̶͖̣̒͗c̵̨̔́ ̸̱̀ḩ̴̬́ó̴̼r̸̝̍́r̵̹̭̊o̸̮̚ȓ̷̥.̶̦̠͂ ̴̢̓͗H̴̨̲̽ė̶͚̟͠ ̵̠̈́p̴̗͒͝ủ̵̪̉r̶̪̅̾r̵͔̓ş̷͔͂!̸̼͓̓̔ Z̷̰̅̀̎ă̶̛̭͐̉̌̉̽̓̃̔͋͗͛l̸̼͆̒̓̂̀̈́ģ̵̧̢̢̧͕̬̦͔̪̤̼̦̪͓̳̦̽̏̐͒o̴͍̲̺͈̭̲͉̊̒́̎͗͋̈́͛̅̐̓͌̍̉̔̚͝ͅ ̷̢͔͓̮͚͍̘̼͚̻̝̰̦̈́̏͒͛͗̏̇͋͆̌̚̚͝ͅṕ̴̡̧̢̗̠͙̜͖͙̜͉̍̊̍́̌̽͛͝u̴̡̢̦̟̝̗̗̲̫͇͚̖͓͔̅̾̑̈ͅȓ̷͙͈̥̤̘̲̹̮̩͉̲̈́͆̄͛̓̃͆̏̚ͅȑ̷̡̭̼̬̥͖̳͖̻̟̉̽͌̄̀͛͠͠͝ṡ̸̛̲̖͓̘͈̒̓͑̓͒̊̚͘ͅ!̸̢̥̣͖̯̝̮̼͚̟̩͑̇̒͌̓̑̉̋͜ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danielbln@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago Stage 4 is a howling feed-me-now-puny-hooman howl that escapes the blade hatch. Right before the mlem. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] maxcharacterlimit@reddthat.com 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent