Humans are animals. LLMs randomly generate text based on the corpus they were trained on and the conversation so far, so stochastic parrot is an accurate description.
LLMs don't learn. Humans do. LLMs generate text randomly using a massive matrix. Humans don't; you lied. An LLM is incapable of lying because it has no understanding of truth. It just bullshits convincingly all the time. It's very very good at it, but it's all hallucinated for the LLM, true or false.
Expecting your random word generator to tell you truths is insane. The training measure is "sounds right" not "is right". It passes if it sounds like the other discourse it read. Just like the confident drunk guy at the pub who thinks he knows everything passes of he convinces the other drunk guys at the pub.
Whereas humans learn at school and on the job and the training measure is "your teacher or supervisor approves". LLMs were not trained on truth or accuracy. Trusting in them and treating them as equivalent to human intelligence, as you and a whole bunch of other folks do, is profoundly unsound, and soon the necessary price rises to pay for the processing costs (let alone the vast, vast, vast, vast, vast debts on the infrastructure) are going to make most slophouses which jettisoned their human talent go out of business. And very, very few people indeed will be sorry at that point.
Meanwhile LLM slop is shitting in github all day long, every day, and shitting on the internet, and it will eat it's own shit and produce crappier shit.
Your analogies don't change the truth, and that is that LLMs don't know the difference between sounds correct and is correct any more than MAGA voters know the difference between sounds good to me and is good for me.