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[–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eva Green's range includes smoking fags or not and getting up to sexual misadventures or not

Ricky Gervais is only ever Ricky Gervais

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Don’t forget the propensity for violence before/during/after said sexual misadventures and doing it all while goth coded. She’s made of a career of characters you can “fix” but also want to ruin your life.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    the first two are 300 and dark shadows but don't recognise the third. penny dreadful maybe?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    A two-part French remake of The Three Musketeers that came out a couple of years ago. Never got a wide release in the States but if you’re a fan of the story and period pieces it’s one of the best interpretations IMO.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    cheers. if i'm a fan of cigarettes and smut what's the expected return?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I don’t recall any smoking. Not nearly as crazy violent as 300 (are we fighting, fucking, or both) and not nearly as crazy ex-gf who spent the last few hundred years plotting her revenge as she was in Dark Shadows. I’d put it squarely in an average outing with Eva- capable woman stuck in a period/system that doesn’t actually appreciate her capability even if it can’t deny it, she’s aware she’s smart and attractive and uses that to her advantage as she can, but she’s also more broken inside than she lets on.

    This has made me realize it would be hilarious to watch her invert her typical characters and be the small town girl who moved the the big city where she got overworked and broken hearted only to come home for a Hallmark Christmas and find she always had what she needed waiting for her in a flannel clad handyman with a beat-up pick-up truck and slice of pie at the diner. The twist ending is that she’s actually nuts and this was all a ruse to burn her town to the ground.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    i sincerely hope this is read by someone who can grant you your wish

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