Yeah. I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Mispronounce a word you've never heard spoken aloud before? Hahaha, look at this idiot, he said a word funny!
Ask a question about something you don't understand? Haaaaah, look at this idiot not knowing a thing!
Forget something? (A regular occurrence for an undiagnosed autistic ADHD child) For fucks sakes, why are you so difficult?!
Being told at 5 years old that I was responsible for my younger brother, and would be held accountable for his behaviour really helped things along nicely.
Why don't I have kids, you ask? I fucking wonder....