▲ 265 ▼ I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. (lemmy.world) submitted 1 month ago by OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 71 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (2 children) I cast Aura of Endless Sneezing and Puking permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world [S] 9 points 1 month ago I cast awareness of butthole hair permalink fedilink source parent [–] asqapro@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Reminds me of the end of this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAQSicsoEu0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago This is exactly what I was referencing :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world [S] 9 points 1 month ago I cast awareness of butthole hair permalink fedilink source parent
[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Reminds me of the end of this video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAQSicsoEu0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago This is exactly what I was referencing :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago This is exactly what I was referencing :) permalink fedilink source parent