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[–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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Take a lesson from space

They say "Pluto's not a planet"

Do you think that Pluto gives a shit?

Pluto is not gonna quit

'Cause Pluto can take a hit

And Pluto knows what Pluto is

And Pluto knows that Pluto's

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

I won't ever be a planet, it don't matter, 'cause I know that I'm still

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your brain and just do what you're supposed to do!

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

Expect some fuckin' magic from the Dwarf Planet

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your way and just do what you were born to do!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago*

    With depravity I break laws of gravity

    Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

    I go boldly through space and time

    The sky's the limit, but they're limiting the sky

    I break orbit by habit

    I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

    A flying ace like that beagle

    Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

    Cause their discovery don't cover me, the immigrants

    Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

    Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

    Cause small minds can't see past Uranus

    But I shun their rays, cause stun's just a phase

    And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways

    And I can see clearly now like Hubble

    Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal It's a planet

    Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet

    Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

    If you don't agree, go see Interplanet Janet

    Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet

    So lend me all your ears and let me state my case

    About all the types of satellites we must embrace

    Cause like parents' great-grandparents

    This planet was an immigrant; to deport it's an offense

    It's an upstanding member of the solar system

    Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

    Of Proposition 187

    When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

    I'll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

    If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

    It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot

    Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

    Do it

    For the

    Children

    If not for yourself

    Pluto

    Is a

    2 Skinnee J’s - Pluto

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