▲ 239 ▼ No good deed goes unpunished (lemmy.world) submitted 1 month ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 34 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (1 child) That's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 month ago* (4 children) It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child) It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children) Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 child) Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Condoms people condoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago I'd give a cheek kiss lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago "... then the ass fucker who..." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 month ago* (4 children) It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child) It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children) Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 child) Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Condoms people condoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent [–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago I'd give a cheek kiss lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago "... then the ass fucker who..." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child) It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children) Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 child) Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Condoms people condoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children) Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 child) Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Condoms people condoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 child) Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children) Hmm rattly. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent [–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago Your farts would be so fucking fresh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago Condoms people condoms permalink fedilink source parent [–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago that is the bridge too far? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 point 1 month ago You've set a very high bar indeed! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago I'd give a cheek kiss lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago "... then the ass fucker who..." permalink fedilink source parent