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[–] 49 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Don't bring up Rimworld, don't bring up Rimworld

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  • [–] 38 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Jesus: "Says here you skinned a man alive for profit"

    Every RimWorld player: "But he made such a nice hat! And I sold his organs to provide for his family"

    Jesus: "Says here you also turned them into hats"

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  • [–] 24 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah.. If kills in games counted as war crimes, mine would have their own wikipedia page.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    Jesus: So you created a mechanized death camp in The Sims? What is wrong with you?

    I wanted to make a graveyard, you can’t buy graves in the Sims 1, so the optimal way is to move whole families in, put them in a 3x3 room with a rug and fireworks, then kill the whole family.

    Plus, each additional grave drives down the house value by $1000. That’s $8k per family you can add. You can accelerate the final move in process by adding more furniture each time while keeping the lot value at $20k, when the final family moves in they can just sell it and skip the rosebud step.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    Amazing. I came here to say that my Sims shenanigans are 100% my biggest worry. Dropping a penguin off a cliff is one thing, but removing the ladders from a pool or walling off whichever of my sim's many wives is causing the most issues in a room full of creepy pictures with no door is probably a bigger concern. High school me was very nice to others in the real world, but a goddamned sociopath in the digital world.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Oh man, all those attackers that got turned into limbless, spineless, fleshbags used only as blood farms. I think I'm going to the bad place.

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