▲ 1143 ▼ Hail power! (discuss.online) submitted 2 months ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 99 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 child) I remember sneaking away and lying where I was going so I could secretly play Dungeons and Dragons. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago* "No, mom, I'm going to a party! With drugs! And alcohol! I swear!" "You can't fool me, sonny! I know you don't get invited to parties. You're going to play Dragons and Dungeons with that group of nerds you call your friends, aren't you!" "...yes, mom..." "Now go to your room and think about what you've done. Pray to the Lord for mercy, and don't come out again until God sends you a sign that he has forgiven you!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago* "No, mom, I'm going to a party! With drugs! And alcohol! I swear!" "You can't fool me, sonny! I know you don't get invited to parties. You're going to play Dragons and Dungeons with that group of nerds you call your friends, aren't you!" "...yes, mom..." "Now go to your room and think about what you've done. Pray to the Lord for mercy, and don't come out again until God sends you a sign that he has forgiven you!" permalink fedilink source parent
