▲ 90 ▼ How do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy an (piefed.world) submitted 2 months ago by beep@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 24 comments fedilink hide all child comments cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1151882/how-do-i-get-one-of-those-jobs-where-i-send-an-email-and-then-go-to-a-meeting-then-draft
[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 child) Have you tried orally interfacing with the genitals of a member of the management at your place of employment? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) That will get you nothing, but maybe an STD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that's correct! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 child) That will get you nothing, but maybe an STD. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that's correct! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that's correct! permalink fedilink source parent