▲ 1024 ▼ Google is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help "transition to the hybrid workplace." (gizmodo.com) submitted 3 years ago by AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 184 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children) They just need to implement a full company score! Edit: Meant company store, but I'll leave the original permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] happy_camper@lemmy.world 6 points 3 years ago The score is just soulless "lo-fi beats" type of music played all over the grounds to avoid any one person ever having to sit alone with just their thoughts as background noise. permalink fedilink source parent [–] 2scoops@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Then they can start paying in scrip! Just like the robber-barons of old! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago Holy hell boss. I thought you meant something like china's social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning... permalink fedilink source parent [–] Shard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago Holy hell boss. I thought you meant something like china's social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] happy_camper@lemmy.world 6 points 3 years ago The score is just soulless "lo-fi beats" type of music played all over the grounds to avoid any one person ever having to sit alone with just their thoughts as background noise. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 2scoops@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago Then they can start paying in scrip! Just like the robber-barons of old! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago Holy hell boss. I thought you meant something like china's social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Shard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago Holy hell boss. I thought you meant something like china's social credit score. Get more points, you get a better chair and OLED screen or even a chance at a promotion. Points go down, you get sent to a shitty cubicle at the far corner of the office. Then a verbal warning, followed by a written warning... permalink fedilink source parent