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US orders travelers on Air Force One to throw away gifts, pins, and burner phones after China trip (techcrunch.com)
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[–] 0 points 2 months ago (1 child)

probably want his launch codes.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.

    "Yes sir, here's the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8."

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel

    The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he'll fail.

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