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[+] -9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Going to have to call bullshit.

Times I have stepped in human shit: 0

Times I have stepped in dog shit: 100+

Times I have had a good conservation with dog: 0

Times I have had a good conversation with people: countless

Times my life has been saved by a doctor: 4

Times my life has been saved by a dog: 0

Conclusion: Dogs are not better than people. Next time your house catches on fire try calling a golden retriever instead of the fire department and let me know how that works out.

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