▲ 670 ▼ Just animal noises (lemmy.world) submitted 3 months ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 100 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 77 points 3 months ago (4 children) I had a kid and suddenly all my money and free time evaporated. How does something so small make me go from one load of laundry a week to 2 a day?? Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more. How the fuck is the sink full of dirty dishes? I literally finished the dishes 12 seconds ago. Why is everything sticky? What the fuck is on the ceiling?!?! permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) "Get your feet out of your brothers mouth." One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say before I became a parent. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 child) 2 laundry a day with one kid? That’s impressive permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) I'd highly recommend cloth diapers but those do increase the load count. And if you've got a kid it's harder to efficiently do more loads in a single day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) There are services that laundr it for you. A bit pricy, but worth it in my mind. But overall that gives you a good reason to potty train early on. Ours were pretty trained by 2. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Oh absolutely. I can't imagine throwing solid turds in the washing machine. permalink fedilink source parent [–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Elementary teacher here. I can corroborate that everything is somehow sticky at school, too. permalink fedilink source parent [–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more. Daycare costs me more than my mortgage. Admittedly, I have a relatively cheap mortgage, but still... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) "Get your feet out of your brothers mouth." One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say before I became a parent. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 child) 2 laundry a day with one kid? That’s impressive permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) I'd highly recommend cloth diapers but those do increase the load count. And if you've got a kid it's harder to efficiently do more loads in a single day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) There are services that laundr it for you. A bit pricy, but worth it in my mind. But overall that gives you a good reason to potty train early on. Ours were pretty trained by 2. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Oh absolutely. I can't imagine throwing solid turds in the washing machine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) I'd highly recommend cloth diapers but those do increase the load count. And if you've got a kid it's harder to efficiently do more loads in a single day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Peck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) There are services that laundr it for you. A bit pricy, but worth it in my mind. But overall that gives you a good reason to potty train early on. Ours were pretty trained by 2. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Oh absolutely. I can't imagine throwing solid turds in the washing machine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Peck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 child) There are services that laundr it for you. A bit pricy, but worth it in my mind. But overall that gives you a good reason to potty train early on. Ours were pretty trained by 2. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Oh absolutely. I can't imagine throwing solid turds in the washing machine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 months ago Oh absolutely. I can't imagine throwing solid turds in the washing machine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago Elementary teacher here. I can corroborate that everything is somehow sticky at school, too. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago Where did the money go? I’m not buying much more. Daycare costs me more than my mortgage. Admittedly, I have a relatively cheap mortgage, but still... permalink fedilink source parent
