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[–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    Low effort post, fails to see point of post they are replying too.

    Go back to reddit.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Fascinating, Ive never seen an account self analyze their own comments before.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Ive never seen anyone with such horrible reading comprehension as yourself.

    Did someone have to bribe your primary teachers to get you past the 3rd grade?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

    Weak zing, hardly anything to do with my comment, limp attempt at insults, 3/10.

    You wanna try again? Ill give you a mulligan.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's a play on words for "Hey Culligan Man!" which was an advertisement that played repeatedly throughout the 90's in the US, for reference: https://youtu.be/LwwT92Gmp0w

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  • [–] -2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Try one that does not mirror my reply this time!

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    0/10, you did worse bud, you wasted that mulligan

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    More derivative tripe.

    You could not humor your way out of a wet paper bag.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    See that would have been a better attempt, tho not a passing one. Sadly, you already pissed away your mulligan. Better luck next year sport

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    In still amazed at your willful and determined ignorance.

    You keep doubling down on your poor reading ability.

    At this point im pretty sure you have failed at any occupation requiring wit or intelligence.

    Go have sex with your mother and keep your family traditions alive.

    You need a win where you can find it.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gods above, now if only this had been your first attempt! 6/10, but hey thats a passing grade in some countries! The incest bit is trite, but I admire the choice of phrasing.

    Youve been studying, havent you?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nope. Just decided not to take any guff from a failed soul. Im sorey your stand up carreer faded away so quickly.

    But trying to bully strangers on lemmy is truly a sign that you need better things to do.

    Especially when you make Dane Cook look like an intelectual beacon of hope.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ah and back down to 3/10. And I had such hope

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I never had hope for you.

    Never will.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    it would definitely be weird for a student to have hope for their teacher, yeah

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You most certainly have taught me nothing.

    You have convinced me that this exchange has meaning to you, which is pathetic.

    I regard you as an amorphous pustulous secretion expelled from a cancerous tumor on the sphincter of a camel.

    Certainly nothing fit to educate anything.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ohoho, you say youve learned nothing, but whats this? You finally came up with something someone could actually call original!

    It just reeeeeeks of try hard energy, but Im just glad youre trying. Makes me proud to see you finally making some progress.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ugh, you are truly an insufferable cyst.

    You accuse me of trying hard, yet you perpetuate this exchange just to be out classed at every turn.

    Take a bath, masturbate, and find something else to do.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    You know, these zing attempts would sound a lot less lame if you stopped cracking the thesaurus for each one.

    You arent trying to use an AI on your assignments, are you? Cause that will earn you an F pretty quick. The school doesnt take kindly to cheating.

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