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[–] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Seymour: I just learned about them -- they're fantastic!
Boss: It's addressed, "Dear Super Nintendo Chalmers".

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Seymour: ...I uh...well...you see, that...excuse me.

    [Seymour goes into office as smoke billows outwards. Then immediately returns.]

    Seymour: Well that was a beautiful business meeting. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

    Chalmers: Yes, I really should be go-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

    Seymour: Norman Rockwell painting another one of his pieces of classic Americana.

    Chalmers: Norman Rockwell?! Deceased famed illustrator Norman Rockwell? Painting poorly articulated nineteen fingered hands!? Portrayed in nonsensical spacial perspective!? With seventeen different light sources coming from impossible angles!?

    Seymour: Yes.

    Chalmers: May I see him?

    Seymour: ..No.

    Agnes: Seymour! Midjourney is generating AI images again!

    Seymour: No mother, that's just a famous illustrator creating his masterpieces.

    Charmers: Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you write a professional sounding email.

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