There's pills promising to improve my love life also, I don't believe them either

But the guy at the phone store told me it was practically indestructible, I used it practically and it destructable'd.

I'm starting to think this whole 'phone' thing is doomed to failure.

I'm basing this entirely on a single anecdotal evidence and all of the other evidence that I've selected which confirms my worldview on the topic. I have done my own research (but not with a phone).