▲ 223 ▼ Ukraine Names Steven Seagal as Illegal Arms Recipient in Smuggling Probe (www.kyivpost.com) submitted 3 months ago by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/globalnews@lemmy.zip 31 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 child) Oh shit! Is this his next movie? Is he going to beat up the entire Ukrainian army this time? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child) The only Steven Seagal movie I would watch is Steven Seagal being forced to load a Bohdana Howitzer shell after shell after shell while he complains. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) Now there's a good movie. I'd also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 6 points 3 months ago That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child) The only Steven Seagal movie I would watch is Steven Seagal being forced to load a Bohdana Howitzer shell after shell after shell while he complains. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) Now there's a good movie. I'd also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 6 points 3 months ago That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 child) Now there's a good movie. I'd also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 6 points 3 months ago That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz [S] 6 points 3 months ago That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him. permalink fedilink source parent