Hahah! I'm actually gay, so I'd just be thrilled to meet them and wonder why they're choosing to get their freak on in my apartment, of all places.

I do have sex because my husband isn't asexual, but yeah, I basically don't think about sex, when I see sexual content my usual first reaction is kinda like "ew". It's not super revolting or anything, doesn't really bother me much, but it's like... idk, imagine if everyone was really into like, sharing pictures of shits they took and people really enjoyed toilet humor and sharing bathroom stories. It's a bit like that.