▲ 1003 ▼ Mermaid (quokk.au) submitted 3 months ago by restingOface@quokk.au to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 73 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 83 points 3 months ago (4 children) No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow. I guess it depends if it's alive or dead. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago (1 child) Pet the bovine cadaver coward. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago Mmm, beef patty. permalink fedilink source parent [–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago oh hey a cute living cow pat pat dissociates oh hey a yummy looking dead cow permalink fedilink source parent [–] X@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago* (1 child) Living cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago A living cow: pet pet - With my axe! Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago They were all alive at some point permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago (1 child) Pet the bovine cadaver coward. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago Mmm, beef patty. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago Mmm, beef patty. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago oh hey a cute living cow pat pat dissociates oh hey a yummy looking dead cow permalink fedilink source parent
[–] X@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago* (1 child) Living cow: i pets moo cow Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago A living cow: pet pet - With my axe! Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago A living cow: pet pet - With my axe! Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 3 months ago They were all alive at some point permalink fedilink source parent
