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[–] 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Guillotines are too 18th century. I am a fan of woodchippers. Feet first, of course!

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I don't want to hear a billionaire shrieking as their toes are mulched. Even if they're parasites, it'll still sound like a human shrieking as their toes are mulched.

    Just guillotine them and redistribute their wealth already.

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