▲ 834 ▼ Vance says pope should ‘be careful’ when talking about theology (www.nbcnews.com) submitted 4 months ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 173 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 73 points 4 months ago (4 children) JD literally woke up one morning and decided to debate theology with the fucking Vicar of Christ. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (3 children) INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he's the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!! And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world's worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) LMAO - also is his name really John Dilbert? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago Had to look it up myself James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago This would be fantastic. We can even honor Leo’s Chicago roots by playing Alan Parsons Project during his intro. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 point 4 months ago Pretty sure they would ring him up as the Undefeated Champion, The one, The only, Pope Killing, Couching Fucking Monster Jack Daniels.... (What that's not what it means?)...John Dilbert permalink fedilink source parent [–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago I can respect debate but that’s not what happened here. This is a blasphemous tantrum. “I’m not wrong, God is.” You don’t get to join a cult then bitch you aren’t in charge. permalink fedilink source parent [–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago Sometimes I think that if there was an anti-Christ, they wouldn’t be aware that they were the anti-Christ. If that’s the case, JD Vance would be the perfect candidate. permalink fedilink source parent [–] michaelnik@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) I think it's a plan to keep their names mentioned in media, free advertising of sorts... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you don’t want to tie your name to this news cycle permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (3 children) INNNNN THIS CORNER, wearing all white and a skull cap, he's the Vicar of Christ, the Bishop of Rome, the SUCCESSOR to the Price of the Apostles, iiiiiiiIIIITS POPE LEO THE FOURTEENTH!! And in THIS CORNER, wearing a tailored suit and red tie, Couch fucker, white trash cosplayer and world's worst negotiator, John Dilbert Vaaaaaaance! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) LMAO - also is his name really John Dilbert? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago Had to look it up myself James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago This would be fantastic. We can even honor Leo’s Chicago roots by playing Alan Parsons Project during his intro. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 point 4 months ago Pretty sure they would ring him up as the Undefeated Champion, The one, The only, Pope Killing, Couching Fucking Monster Jack Daniels.... (What that's not what it means?)...John Dilbert permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) LMAO - also is his name really John Dilbert? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago Had to look it up myself James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago Had to look it up myself James David Vance (born James Donald Bowman Looks like he had him a gender-affirming name change. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago This would be fantastic. We can even honor Leo’s Chicago roots by playing Alan Parsons Project during his intro. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 point 4 months ago Pretty sure they would ring him up as the Undefeated Champion, The one, The only, Pope Killing, Couching Fucking Monster Jack Daniels.... (What that's not what it means?)...John Dilbert permalink fedilink source parent
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago I can respect debate but that’s not what happened here. This is a blasphemous tantrum. “I’m not wrong, God is.” You don’t get to join a cult then bitch you aren’t in charge. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago Sometimes I think that if there was an anti-Christ, they wouldn’t be aware that they were the anti-Christ. If that’s the case, JD Vance would be the perfect candidate. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] michaelnik@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) I think it's a plan to keep their names mentioned in media, free advertising of sorts... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you don’t want to tie your name to this news cycle permalink fedilink source parent
[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you don’t want to tie your name to this news cycle permalink fedilink source parent