He sounds exactly Hillary Clinton… are they both just controlled by the same people? Is that old Russian “piss tape” we used to hear about actually kompromat in hands of guess who? Why do we get John McCain (wars and bank bailouts) no matter who we vote for?
Edit: just in case people haven't heard about the so-called "pee tape", it's something libs used to talk about while they were still trying to say that he was an operative of Russia (LOL wrong country!), cf. e.g., https://www.thecut.com/2018/04/donald-trump-pee-tape.html