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Actually had one of these on my boat when I was growing up. Vital piece of tech. (startrek.website)

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 44 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I always picture a drunken sailor asking how much port is left. It works for me.

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[–] Stamets@startrek.website [S] 13 points 2 years ago

Okay that's infuriatingly clever... I'm going to have to use that.

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

And port is red. Green means you're on Starboard and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's better than mine

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[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

**red port

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