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What would you pick to be reincarnated as AND WHY? (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/61827321

Surprisingly, it’s been 1.5 years since this was last asked.

I pick Peregrine Falcon. They thrive all across the globe, they’re fast as fuck when they’re in a dive, they’re the cutest killers, but they’re not at the top of the pecking order, which means a lust for life.

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[–] 13 points 4 months ago (1 child)

A little dog. Then a beautiful Fräulein would buy me and love me and cuddle me for the rest of my life. No need for wedding rings or divorce lawyers; just good food everyday and treats in between. What more could you want.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Seconding puppy dog :3. Free snacks if I do tricks, naps whenever I want, and a warm house to stay in for free? Sounds like a sweet deal

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Monkey's finger curls

    You have just been born in a puppy mill. It's overcrowded, there's shit everywhere, and a lot of the dogs you're crammed in with are diseased. Your mother tries to look at you, but her eyes are stuck closed with conjunctivitis. You try to suck on her nipples but there's so little milk. You cough.

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