▲ 270 ▼ Anon contemplates AI (i.imgur.com) submitted 4 months ago by gurty@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 32 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (4 children) LLMs are not the singularity anyways. Though I'd be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I'm 100% sure it's been done. Hospitals might even have a code for "dick mangled by homemade bj machine". permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement permalink fedilink source parent [–] hesh@quokk.au 4 points 4 months ago Funnily enough https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor permalink fedilink source parent [–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) Do you mean a vacuum cleaner? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago You're gonna rip your dick off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I personally wouldn't call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn't that much sucking involved in "sucking dick". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago You just need to switch it from suck to blow. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* "Teledildonics" have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era. It's plug and play! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hesh@quokk.au 4 points 4 months ago Funnily enough https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor permalink fedilink source parent
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago (2 children) Do you mean a vacuum cleaner? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago You're gonna rip your dick off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I personally wouldn't call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn't that much sucking involved in "sucking dick". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago You just need to switch it from suck to blow. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago You're gonna rip your dick off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I personally wouldn't call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn't that much sucking involved in "sucking dick". permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago You just need to switch it from suck to blow. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago You just need to switch it from suck to blow. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago* "Teledildonics" have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era. It's plug and play! permalink fedilink source parent
